queersasha:

im sick of queerness being the punchline to everything

i’m sick of watching tv and having queer people being the butt of every joke

i’m sick of straight people throwing homophobic slurs around like they’re nothing

i’m sick of straight people putting their friend’s facebook status as “i’m gay” for a joke (because gay people are so funny lol)

i’m sick of straight people using ‘gay’, or the idea of someone being gay, as an insult

just fuck off please

# dw

Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

Oh, you’ve redecorated!. I don’t like it.

# dw
Anonymous asked: Today my 2 friends were doing an improv and in that improv one of them had cheated with the others husband, and one of my friends made a comment like "why do you always go around ruining peoples lives?" and the other was like "There was nothing left to ruin in yours" and this was like 5 hours ago and I'm still laughing.

hahahahahhahaha

chuckesunderground:

"Keep driving or I will pull the trigger"

ondemdrugsremix:

ah yes this is the famous No Homoe by Michaelangelo Davinci

ridge:

thanks for pointing out my flaw haha it’s not like i

see

it

every

day

or 

any

thing

petrrcapaldi:

screwdriver showdown

owldude:

flowury:

Super secret ladybug council meeting to discuss ladybug super secrets

"we must conspire against the bunnies"

owldude:

jawnski:

secret bunny conference

"the ladybugs are on to us"

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

HW